But of course
However; if seriously - which Narutoverse pairing do you consider the weirdest of all?
I remember seeing somewhere suggestions for Minato x Kisame - I still haven't quite gotten over it; but this simple yet effective combination helped me realize the infinite possibilities for such crazy matches
The cracks I normally admire are actually; quite trite judging by age and gender of the chracters; it's mostly Orochimaru; Konan & Obito pairings (sometimes mixing the said characters ) but nothing too fancy (well; to my spoilt opinion ).
For now the collection of personal kinks includes:
- Orochimaru x Sakura - because it's purest craziness. Sick; unholy and oh my; Orochimaru needs a girl among all this yaoi
- Obito x Konan. I cannot even begin naming the miracles behind this pair. Too many psychopathologies inside.
- Madara x fem!Obito. Endless lulz. All the time.
- Konan x Deidara. Makes me fluffy. Deidara needs a motherly figure.
- Itachi x Anko - though I personally fail to see anything even remotely close to 'crack' here. Perfectly normal.
- Danzō & Nonō - but it's 95% canon, though.
- Kabuto x Anko - love!hate relationship too hard to believe; dark; intriguing and with a strong Orochi!scent to it
- Raikage x Mei - however; this might as well be real.
- My recent OTP - Orochimaru x Konan. Too mysterious. And so far I seem to be the only person even thinking about the possibilities
You see - too few of the above!
For I know for sure there're MOAR outta there!
At first I wanted to make a poll; but decided eventually that a journal with comments could work so much better
Therefore you're absolutely welcome to name the pairing which shocked you the most by the mere idea of somebody having invented it!
Tell me why it shocks you.
Freaks you out
Why it's the weirdest.
Why Shikamaru x Sasuke doesn't shock you as much
For those of you who're curious,
As usual; the best suggestion(s) will result in a sketch!
So c'mon; power up the crack machine and tell me the scariest; most schocking; most incompatible; wicked; ridiculous; funniest crack narutoverse pairing you've ever seen/heard of/ship!