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Palabras de amor-liam mi editor (part1)nota personal: son las 2 am. me llego la inspiracion ¿que podía hacer? jajaaja tengo que ir a clases en seis horas pero les traigo la primer parte de mi primer novela publica *w* no olviden comentar.
Palabras de Amor
capitulo. Liam mi editor. (part.1)
La lluvia caía con fuerza sobre los tejados de las casas, mientras que de los jardines brotaba ese olor a tierra mojada.
Desde la comodidad de su sala una chica admiraba aquel cielo gris y oscuro llorando, la poca luz que atravesaba las espesas nubes iluminada el castaño cabello que caía en cascada por la espalda de la chica. Con sus tristes ojos verde aceituna salpicados de ámbar que parecían estar perdidos en un mundo alterno, tal vez un mundo en donde ella podía vivir aventuras asombrosas y romances incomparables. El sonido del timbre la despertó de aquel sueño con ojos abiertos y se vio sobresaltada -¿se tratara de él?- dijo tragando saliva y cubriéndose el rostro con las mangas de la sudadera purpura que casi cubrían sus pálidos dedo

The Cat Army Pt. 2:Everyone?Yes."Hi Dawn!Did you find it too?" Said a familiar voice. She looked up. A yellow cat with a yellow and purple amulet, and a pair of sunglasses. Not surprisingly, it was Sky.
"Find...What?"She said, confusingly.
"The portal"
"Which portal..."She replied sarcastically.
"The cat portal" Sky looked at her ( me :iconmegustaplz: face

)
"Oh Yea...Yep."
"Well everyone else got in it too."
"How???"
"I don't know.They said they don't really remember exactly either"
Dawn finally got on all 4's and started walking around with Sky.She looked around, Sky was right. Everyone was here.Everything was actaully normal.Except, everyone as a cat of course.Then she wondered...Did everyone find it at once or something?Where was she in real life?!1000 of questions swirled around her head.
"Every recruit?" Asked Dawn
"Yea, Every single recruit."
They slowly walked toward Sky Army Base.He was right, every single recruit was there.
In there minecraft skins, but as cats.
Not one missing.
Every
Sin

The beauty of hyperventilationSo I read #631 and my hyperreactive imagination painted a picture so heart-wrenching I have to post it here because this way Kishi will never ever make this happen. Regard it as magic reversed

As we've seen, Orochimaru hasn't arrived to the party yet. Either Kishi will be savouring the best part for the dessert, or when Orochimaru finally arrives, he'd cancel the Edo Tensei (just for the lulz, you know, Orochimaru IS like that

) - RIGHT at the moment when Hashirama will turn his attention to the lovesick Uchiha patriarch (also known as Madassery, courtesy to *spadiekitchenqueen

)...
:iconnowkissplz: Just imagine: they're about to solve all their misunderstandings, after all this time of being dead and alive... And Hashirama dissipates in a truly Ulquihime-parting-moment fashion

Thankfully, this probably never happens.
And Hashirama gets away from E.T. control (if he hasn't

The New Kid of Elmore (Chap. 1,2,3)It was another day in Elmore Junior High. When Miss Simian,a polka-dotted dressed baboon woman was giving an announcement to the whole class
"By tomorrow, we will be having a new student in this class. And I hope he or she is better than these two" said Miss Simian as she points to Gumball and Darwin, who is currently sleeping on their desk
Carrie, a white emo ghost let out a depressed sigh, as Gumball wakes up
"whats wrong Carrie?" asked Gumball,
"I just hate new kids...I just know he or she will make fun of me like everyone else does" says Carrie,
"maybe he or she is not that bad, besides we don't know what he or she is like yet" answered Gumball,
"maybe you're right Gumball, I'll give it a try, besides, its still until tomorrow."
class ended and everyone went home
(THE NEXT DAY)
Class was about to begin as Gumball,Darwin and Carrie came in the classroom, much earlier than expected, since they were excited about the new kid.
As they enter the room, Darwin noticed a white skinned boy

Big Changes in the AirOkay, so if you haven't heard, which is unlikely, Wela is officially kicking us off the Mindship and retiring. Here's the run down: [link]
So, obviously, there are a couple of problems here that keep us from being an efficient rp group.
1. We don't have enough communication going on
2. People do whatever the hell they want without being conscious of the overall plot
Having random rps all the time can be a lot of fun, but it doesn't allow us as a group to participate and maybe make an rp better through the inclusion of another character, or such and such. Fighting and quadrants and stuff like that needs to be planned, because it affects much more than just the opponents.
So we're instituting a new rule.

I think that is something that shall be made as clear as possible: RP whatever you want, when you want, but anything affecting others that you want to be

Random Sob Story ((This Is The End))I pressed closer into his comforting embrace. I loved him with all my heart, though; I couldn't say it out loud. I used to tell him all the time but now: I wasn't even able to gather the courage. I stared blankly into his mischievous brown eyes gazing into the distance. We sat atop a hill near camp half blood, not far from Thalia's tree. It was cool outside, being that it was fall: The wind was blowing harsher than normal but the sun peeked out from the gloomy storm clouds, just enough; to keep us warm.
His gaze slowly lowered into my zoned out eyes. "What are you thinking about?" He asked, his brows furrowing suspiciously. To be honest I was thinking about the most negative thing possible: how I was planning on committing suicide. But there was no way in hell I was going to tell him that so I smiled and blinked. Hiding my actual emotion, as I often found myself doing.
"Nothing." He stared at me deeper and deeper. 'Shit,' I thought, 'I should have known better. He's going to know somet

Chapter 12 Leo's Perspective Part 1I stared into the water, watching for some sign of movement.
Suddenly, the water swirled viciously beneath the boats surface. "Percy!" I screamed over the increasing wind. "What's going on?" He looked horrified, "I- I don't know." I clenched my fist, Makenna was down there and there was no way I was going to let her die. I shook my head in pure anger and ran towards the edge of the ship.
I was just about to jump in when Percy grabbed my shoulder and dragged me back, kicking and screaming. "Percy!" I yelled, tears welling up in my eyes. "I have to go and get her! Bring her back!" With that Annabeth came over and slapped me upside the head.
"OW!" I complained.
She glared at me. "Leo you have a job here. Take us into the air."
"I can't!" I growled back, "I have to know she's okay!" I choked back my sobs; failing horribly and allowing one tear to flow down my face and hit the ground.
Annabeth sighed, "We'll find her later you can't go in right now. It will put us all in danger." She smirke

Mazda`s InfoName; Ahura Mazda Talisman (call him Mazda Talisman)
Species; Bearded Sphinx
DOB;4/12/1990
Height; 8 feet 4 inches
Age;22(not 24 i messed up on age)
Type of O.C;(mostly)Yugioh, Legend of Zelda,(mainly)Amulet
Fave color; Emerald green
Personality; Calm, humble, selfless,bold,willing,self -sacrificing,determined,loving,chatty,funny,independant,loyal,and well known as brave.
Main Weapons; The Talisar and various magical melee weapons.
Known for being; A legendary swordsman(or swordssphinx) and almost indestuctible living shield.
Good or Evil;Good
Friends; Yugi, (lover and best friend) Dark Magician Girl, Link,Zelda,Sheik,Emily,Trellis,Navin,Karen,Enzo,Rico,Cogsley,and finally Miskit
Enemies;Gannon,Zadok,Zargonix,and Asgarom
odd features; has a scar on his right eye from Zadok and his right eye is able to see into anyone`s past.
Blood Type;O

Sister? (+ Updates) "Dipspot, do you smell that?" Rippleblaze hissed as snorted then scent away. "Yeah, it's a cat." She meowed. "Is it FrostClan?" Duststorm asked. "We would have know if it was you goofball." Copperpaw teased Duststorm. "Let's follow the trail." Dipspot suggested. The patrol followed the scent. Rippleblaze then noticed a rumbling sound coming a bush. He twisted around and slammed into the bush and a loud yowl came out as Rippleblaze landed on a cat. All of the cats looked over to the bush. "Rippleblaze?" Duststorm called. The three cats rushed over to the bush and found Rippleblaze pinning a gray-blue spotted she-cat. "Hey, I'm friendly, I mean no harm." The stranger begged, she had a strange (british) accent. "Stand down Rippleblaze." Dipspot ordered. Rippleblaze stepped away from her. "Who are you? You better not be from MistClan or worst, FrostClan!" Copperpaw hissed. "Of course not, I'm Ripplekit's sister." She meowed.
"What?!" Duststorm gasped.

BetrayedI stared at my desk, holding my silver pencil in my mouth. I had finished my work early so I was aloud to either read or draw. I wasn't in the mood for reading and I sucked at drawing so I decided just to sit there. It felt as if someone was watching me so I lifted my head and straightened my back to look for the culprit.
I saw a lot of kids pretending that they were writing when, in reality, they weren't but none of them were looking at me. I looked beside me last. There sat Matthew. The one kid I hated in the entire class. He had bright spiky blond hair and devilish blue eyes. I glared at him accusingly. He was staring straight at me! He did this a lot so it wasn't a huge surprise. I could feel his breath from how close he was to me. I looked over at his paper. It was blank! Go figure. He never did any work. It pissed me off. He never did anything, most of the time he didn't even know what we were learning about but somehow he passed the class.
"What the hell are you staring at

Chapter 12 Leo's Perspective Part 3The water was cold and it made me shiver but I had to ignore it. I needed to find Makenna. I swam until I couldn't swim anymore. I looked around me. I looked into the sky and saw Jason hovering above me. I clenched my fist again and looked behind me. Sure enough, there was Percy.
I gritted my teeth. "Go away!" I screamed at them.
"NO!" Percy sounded annoyed as he screamed over the increasing waves. "You need to come back! They'll be back soon! You just have to believe me." I shook my head, tears welling up in my eyes.
I heard something rumble in the distance. I turned around to see what it was. The water was swirling near where Makenna and her friends had disappeared. I felt both Percy and Jason grab my arms as they started pulling me away. I squirmed around in their strong grip, "I have to save her!" I screamed, allowing a few stray tears to flow off my cheeks. "You can't save her if you're dead."

Ellente'tes szerelemEgészen random, eredetileg versenyre írt fick, de az okos az rögtön tudja, milyen fandom. (A nem okosaknak megsúgom: Hetalia, a pairing meg: Sweet Devil!England x OC)
Plusz egy kis önreklám: http://teawithmilkfortwo.blogspot.hu/
Íme a nem túl gyakorta frissített blogom~
(mivel a leírást elfailkodtam a kép innen van: http://nakama95.deviantart.com/art/Sweet-Devil-England-298773341 )
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Halkan ücsörögve egy alacsonyan szálló felhőn kémleltem a földet, mígnem észrevettem kedves kis démonom. Felvillanyozva pattantam le a felhőről, s lesből letámadtam. Ő persze elk

Kitten vs Fifty Shades of Grey - Chapter 11Analysis here; http://kittenvs50des.tumblr.com/post/51230105908/kitten-vs-fifty-shades-of-grey-chapter-11 (SFW

)

Spoiler Retrace 84 (Pandora Hearts)I DID IT AGAIN I SPOILED MYSELF!!!!! :iconangryplz:
So I saw the pages of the new chapter and I was like WTF? I mean seriously... What's the purpose... ah no no no no I won't spoil anyone here!
Well let's say that Leo and Rufus are shown... I wonder what's up with his earrings. Are they a key to a gate? Hm who knows...
Wait... is that... Vincent?!
Okay okay... so if anyone wants to see the pages, here is the link
Any PH fans out there who can read japanese?
http://tieba.baidu.com/p/2336063064

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Weirdest Narutoverse Pairing

Wed Dec 5, 2012, 9:26 AM

Yup; you've guessed it right - I'm collecting ideas for moar crack drawings

But of course

However; if seriously - which Narutoverse pairing do you consider the weirdest of all?

I remember seeing somewhere suggestions for Minato x Kisame - I still haven't quite gotten over it; but this simple yet effective combination helped me realize the infinite possibilities for such crazy matches

The cracks I normally admire are actually; quite trite judging by age and gender of the chracters; it's mostly Orochimaru; Konan & Obito pairings (sometimes mixing the said characters

) but nothing too fancy (well; to my spoilt opinion

For now the collection of personal kinks includes:

Orochimaru x Sakura - because it's purest craziness. Sick; unholy and oh my; Orochimaru needs a girl among all this yaoi

Obito x Konan. I cannot even begin naming the miracles behind this pair. Too many psychopathologies inside.
Madara x fem!Obito. Endless lulz. All the time.

Konan x Deidara. Makes me fluffy. Deidara needs a motherly figure.
Itachi x Anko - though I personally fail to see anything even remotely close to 'crack' here. Perfectly normal.

Danzō & Nonō - but it's 95% canon, though.
Kabuto x Anko - love!hate relationship too hard to believe; dark; intriguing and with a strong Orochi!scent to it

Raikage x Mei - however; this might as well be real.
My recent OTP - Orochimaru x Konan. Too mysterious. And so far I seem to be the only person even thinking about the possibilities

You see - too few of the above!

For I know for sure there're MOAR outta there!

At first I wanted to make a poll; but decided eventually that a journal with comments could work so much better

Therefore you're absolutely welcome to name the pairing which shocked you the most by the mere idea of somebody having invented it!

Tell me why it shocks you.
Freaks you out
Why it's the weirdest.
Why Shikamaru x Sasuke doesn't shock you as much

For those of you who're curious,
Related groups:

As usual; the best suggestion(s) will result in a sketch!

So c'mon; power up the crack machine and tell me the scariest; most schocking; most incompatible; wicked; ridiculous; funniest crack narutoverse pairing you've ever seen/heard of/ship!

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Reading: Loads of technical guidelines
Eating: Chocolatesssss
Drinking: Tea

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~EscapeingRunaway Jan 10, 2013 Student Writer

Kushina x Kurama
Danzo x Fu
Zetsu x Sakura
Mikoto x Sakura

Kisame x Konan

Shishu x Orochimaru
Sakura x Kurama x Fem!Danzo
Chiyo x Hashirama
Gai x Random fodder ninja 1674#
Male Sakura x Fem!Itachi x Fem!Kisame

~RedMeg Jan 6, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Dear Lord, one of the reasons I stopped writing fanfiction was because I had way too many crazy ideas. To curb myself, I'll start off with the oddest pairings I've seen that I don't get -
-> DanzoSaku: honestly, it wasn't just that the one fic I saw for it was badly written, I just... do not see it happening. Which is odd, because otherwise Danzo is kind of my Launcher of A Thousand Ships for the Naruverse (I probably ship more pairings involving him than anyone else

)
->Gaara/Fem!Haku: Er... 'Raccoon-eyed boy, I will teach you to be HAPPY about being a weapon! And then we'll have sex!" (I just don't know.)
-> Tayuya/Hinata: All I can say is 'poor, poor Hinata.'

Now, as for the shortened list of crack I do ship... I'll keep to three.
-> Shisui/Ino: I love them both to death, and they've both got such cheerful, flamboyant personalities (at least in my headcanon and my favorite fics including them). Plus, I love my little headcanon of Shisui being taught by Inochi and Ino having a crush on him, and making him jokingly promise to marry her when she grows up. From then on it'd have to be AU...
-> Danzo/Kushina: Not that I don't like MinaKushi, but their ship is just so prevalent I felt like finding something else, and this is the pairing that makes me itch to write about them every time I think of it. It's all tied up in headcanon, I guess - how Danzo was Mito's student, and she entrusted Kushina to him before she died, and it was the plan he'd marry Kushina when she was grown (I have a thing for that, don't I) and become the Hokage, because 'possession of the jinchuuriki is 9/10 of the law', as my sister and I say. So there were feelings between them as she got older, but then she met Minato, and there was LOTS more headcanon events... er... could go on for pages about this one. Must restrain self. And yet it has zip basis in canon...
-> Orochimaru/Nounou: This also kind of includes DanzNou, but that's... canon... right? (I mean come on, it's RIGHT THERE.) My weird headcanons this time around are that Orochimaru was fascinated by Nounou's healing abilities and intelligence but frustrated by her gentleness, so instead of making her his second-in-command he deliberately matchmade her and Danzo from behind the scenes, performing medical experiments covertly on Nounou to try to ensure that her child got the 'best' of both his parents, then after Kabuto's birth seduced her outright and convinced her that Root was bad for her child and she should go on the run, and helped her do so. So... it's almost a weird Orochimaru/Nounou/potential!Kabuto, I guess.... *sweatdrop* I have a weird mind.

This post is probably too long... but there are A LOT more ships I could've mentioned. Tried to give a little explanation/expansion for each instead, so I hope it's okay.

=jesterry Jan 6, 2013

Holy crap!!!

NOW THAT'S SOME REAL CRACKS!!!

I think I nearly choked on my own saliva; while reading your comment.

And it's a delicious comment!!

Finally someone got the idea of the post as I intended it to be - not just randomly pair characters because your left leg wants so; but give the weird idea a damn EXPLANATION of WHY and HOW.

Holy cows flying in my room!

That's beyong amazing; what you've written here!

Let alone I rarely meet people who are interested in Danzou's character....

So this is just...

Perfection.

You say; long comment...? Man; there're no LONG comments when it comes to shipping real mind-blowing awesometastic CRACKS.

Sooo... Do I have to say you've just stole my heart thrice?

Danzo/Kushina? HELL I WANT TO BELIEVE your every word!!

All about jinchuuriki; Mito (finally they remembered dear Mito!! Heavens above!! SO MUCH FEELS!!!)

Shisui/Ino?

BRING IT ON!!! There're so many yaoi Shisui pairings; and so few hetero; so few real delicious Uchiha hetero.... Dear Kami!!

To hell with their age differences; this whole scenario is amazing!!!

And....

Srsly; Oro/Nonou???!??!

FINALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT OF A LADY COMPANION FOR THE SNAKE LORD???!?!
Let me praise you and shower you with rose petals and ASDGHSGKJHJLD;L;.....

How can this be called other than 'perfect'? HOW?!

Especially since you mention the medical/experimental/angsty part of Oro (which I lovelovelove like hardly anyone else can love

) - his frustrations; inner drama and cunning plans conserning the woman he loves...
I freakin' believe every hint you mention.

Thank you!!!

For these three epic scenarios!!!!

~RedMeg Jan 6, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Wow, I'm glad I made you so happy!

Oro/Nonou's especially interesting in that, when Danzo tracked Nounou down Orochi came along... that's one of the things that got me thinking about it. And how he immediately displays interest in Kabuto, especially after Kabuto calls Nounou 'mother'.

Plus I think she started out in Root as his assistant before she discovered she had talent as a spy.
Danzo's my favorite male Naruto character! I don't find many people interested in him either, which is why I treasure every time I find a decent picture of him (I really liked the couple you did, especially Sounds of Freedom). And speaking of Mito, one of my Danzo/Kushina headcanons is that Danzo had a crush on Mito when he was a lot younger, so he saw Mito in Kushina a little... um, like I said, this pairing. Pages.
And het pairings with Uchihas are definitely pretty rare. Except Shisui/OC, which seems to be EVERYWHERE. (Sometimes I save a picture of him with a blond OC and pretend that it's Ino. *sigh* I'm pathetic.)
Again, I'm so pleased you liked my comment, I didn't even expect much of a reply!

Thank you.

~FoxyScorpion Dec 28, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

I may be late to the party, but I'm always up for a talk on crack pairings.

Personally, for a while Sakura and Orochimaru was a weird pairing that I was attracted to and thought wouldn't work until i came upon this fanfic (which is a long read for a one-shot, but damn is it one of the best I've ever read): [link]
Maybe, for those who find this pairing weird it will help shed some light with it's sexiness.

Other than, all my OTP's are crack pairings. My top two OTP's are YamaSaku and KabuSaku. I'm so forever alone.

=jesterry Dec 28, 2012

No; YOU'RE NOT ALONE.
I love

YamaSaku

I just hardly ever had time to mull about their chemistry let alone write it; but I seriously love all that blossom/tree interaction; him saving her at that whatwasitsname bridge; etc

So much tension

AND!

TY so much for the OroSaku link!!
I absolutely love; love; love when people link me to the fics they love!

Thank you!! *runs off reading*

~FoxyScorpion Jan 4, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

(Sorry for the late reply, I had Christmas break)

OH GOD SOMEBODY WHO FINALLY UNDERSTANDS. The Tenchi Bridge episodes had me falling in love with this pairing. There's so many deep feelings I have for this pairing. It hurts when your OTP is crack, it really does.

I'm glad you actually took the time to read my suggestion. What did you think, did you enjoy it? (I hope so, it's been a while since I've read it ;_