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Weirdest Narutoverse Pairing

Wed Dec 5, 2012, 9:26 AM
:wave: Yup; you've guessed it right - I'm collecting ideas for moar crack drawings :XD:
But of course :lol:

However; if seriously - which Narutoverse pairing do you consider the weirdest of all?


:bulletpink: I remember seeing somewhere suggestions for Minato x Kisame - I still haven't quite gotten over it; but this simple yet effective combination helped me realize the infinite possibilities for such crazy matches :nod:

:bulletpink: The cracks I normally admire are actually; quite trite judging by age and gender of the chracters; it's mostly Orochimaru; Konan & Obito pairings (sometimes mixing the said characters :la:) but nothing too fancy (well; to my spoilt opinion :lol:).

For now the collection of personal kinks includes:

  • Orochimaru x Sakura - because it's purest craziness. Sick; unholy and oh my; Orochimaru needs a girl among all this yaoi :XD:
  • Obito x Konan. I cannot even begin naming the miracles behind this pair. Too many psychopathologies inside.
  • Madara x fem!Obito. Endless lulz. All the time.
  • Konan x Deidara. Makes me fluffy. Deidara needs a motherly figure.
  • Itachi x Anko - though I personally fail to see anything even remotely close to 'crack' here. Perfectly normal.
  • Danzō & Nonō - but it's 95% canon, though.
  • Kabuto x Anko - love!hate relationship too hard to believe; dark; intriguing and with a strong Orochi!scent to it :lol:
  • Raikage x Mei - however; this might as well be real.
  • My recent OTP - Orochimaru x Konan. Too mysterious. And so far I seem to be the only person even thinking about the possibilities :tears:

:star: You see - too few of the above! :no:

:#1:For I know for sure there're MOAR outta there! :eager:

:bulletpink: At first I wanted to make a poll; but decided eventually that a journal with comments could work so much better :lol:
Therefore you're absolutely welcome to name the pairing which shocked you the most by the mere idea of somebody having invented it! :#1: :eager:

Tell me why it shocks you.
Freaks you out :eyepopping:
Why it's the weirdest.
Why Shikamaru x Sasuke doesn't shock you as much :lol:


For those of you who're curious,
Related groups:

:iconorochimaruxsakura: :iconcrack-pairings-club: :iconshadowedflames: :iconkisasaku: :iconshikamaru--x--neji: :icondeikonan: :icondeiko-fanclub:

:iconlachoirplz: As usual; the best suggestion(s) will result in a sketch!

So c'mon; power up the crack machine and tell me the scariest; most schocking; most incompatible; wicked; ridiculous; funniest crack narutoverse pairing you've ever seen/heard of/ship! :la:
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EscapeingRunaway Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Student Writer
Kushina x Kurama
Danzo x Fu
Zetsu x Sakura
Mikoto x Sakura :heart:
Kisame x Konan :heart:
Shishu x Orochimaru
Sakura x Kurama x Fem!Danzo
Chiyo x Hashirama
Gai x Random fodder ninja 1674#
Male Sakura x Fem!Itachi x Fem!Kisame :heart:
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RedMeg Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Dear Lord, one of the reasons I stopped writing fanfiction was because I had way too many crazy ideas. To curb myself, I'll start off with the oddest pairings I've seen that I don't get -
-> DanzoSaku: honestly, it wasn't just that the one fic I saw for it was badly written, I just... do not see it happening. Which is odd, because otherwise Danzo is kind of my Launcher of A Thousand Ships for the Naruverse (I probably ship more pairings involving him than anyone else :D)
->Gaara/Fem!Haku: Er... 'Raccoon-eyed boy, I will teach you to be HAPPY about being a weapon! And then we'll have sex!" (I just don't know.)
-> Tayuya/Hinata: All I can say is 'poor, poor Hinata.'
:) Now, as for the shortened list of crack I do ship... I'll keep to three.
-> Shisui/Ino: I love them both to death, and they've both got such cheerful, flamboyant personalities (at least in my headcanon and my favorite fics including them). Plus, I love my little headcanon of Shisui being taught by Inochi and Ino having a crush on him, and making him jokingly promise to marry her when she grows up. From then on it'd have to be AU...
-> Danzo/Kushina: Not that I don't like MinaKushi, but their ship is just so prevalent I felt like finding something else, and this is the pairing that makes me itch to write about them every time I think of it. It's all tied up in headcanon, I guess - how Danzo was Mito's student, and she entrusted Kushina to him before she died, and it was the plan he'd marry Kushina when she was grown (I have a thing for that, don't I) and become the Hokage, because 'possession of the jinchuuriki is 9/10 of the law', as my sister and I say. So there were feelings between them as she got older, but then she met Minato, and there was LOTS more headcanon events... er... could go on for pages about this one. Must restrain self. And yet it has zip basis in canon...
-> Orochimaru/Nounou: This also kind of includes DanzNou, but that's... canon... right? (I mean come on, it's RIGHT THERE.) My weird headcanons this time around are that Orochimaru was fascinated by Nounou's healing abilities and intelligence but frustrated by her gentleness, so instead of making her his second-in-command he deliberately matchmade her and Danzo from behind the scenes, performing medical experiments covertly on Nounou to try to ensure that her child got the 'best' of both his parents, then after Kabuto's birth seduced her outright and convinced her that Root was bad for her child and she should go on the run, and helped her do so. So... it's almost a weird Orochimaru/Nounou/potential!Kabuto, I guess.... *sweatdrop* I have a weird mind.

This post is probably too long... but there are A LOT more ships I could've mentioned. Tried to give a little explanation/expansion for each instead, so I hope it's okay. :)
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jesterry Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
Holy crap!!! :faint:
NOW THAT'S SOME REAL CRACKS!!! :faint::iconcannotevenplz:
I think I nearly choked on my own saliva; while reading your comment.

And it's a delicious comment!! :drool:
Finally someone got the idea of the post as I intended it to be - not just randomly pair characters because your left leg wants so; but give the weird idea a damn EXPLANATION of WHY and HOW.

Holy cows flying in my room! :aww: That's beyong amazing; what you've written here! :happybounce: Let alone I rarely meet people who are interested in Danzou's character....

So this is just... :iconishipthemsohardplz:
Perfection.

You say; long comment...? Man; there're no LONG comments when it comes to shipping real mind-blowing awesometastic CRACKS.



Sooo... Do I have to say you've just stole my heart thrice? :faint:

Danzo/Kushina? HELL I WANT TO BELIEVE your every word!! :#1: All about jinchuuriki; Mito (finally they remembered dear Mito!! Heavens above!! SO MUCH FEELS!!!)

Shisui/Ino? :iconrainbowtearplz: BRING IT ON!!! There're so many yaoi Shisui pairings; and so few hetero; so few real delicious Uchiha hetero.... Dear Kami!! :faint:
To hell with their age differences; this whole scenario is amazing!!!


And....
:iconcannotevenplz:

Srsly; Oro/Nonou???!??!

FINALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT OF A LADY COMPANION FOR THE SNAKE LORD???!?!
Let me praise you and shower you with rose petals and ASDGHSGKJHJLD;L;..... :love:
How can this be called other than 'perfect'? HOW?!

Especially since you mention the medical/experimental/angsty part of Oro (which I lovelovelove like hardly anyone else can love :faint:) - his frustrations; inner drama and cunning plans conserning the woman he loves...
I freakin' believe every hint you mention.


Thank you!!! :iconsupertighthugplz: For these three epic scenarios!!!!
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RedMeg Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow, I'm glad I made you so happy! :D
Oro/Nonou's especially interesting in that, when Danzo tracked Nounou down Orochi came along... that's one of the things that got me thinking about it. And how he immediately displays interest in Kabuto, especially after Kabuto calls Nounou 'mother'. :) Plus I think she started out in Root as his assistant before she discovered she had talent as a spy.
Danzo's my favorite male Naruto character! I don't find many people interested in him either, which is why I treasure every time I find a decent picture of him (I really liked the couple you did, especially Sounds of Freedom). And speaking of Mito, one of my Danzo/Kushina headcanons is that Danzo had a crush on Mito when he was a lot younger, so he saw Mito in Kushina a little... um, like I said, this pairing. Pages.
And het pairings with Uchihas are definitely pretty rare. Except Shisui/OC, which seems to be EVERYWHERE. (Sometimes I save a picture of him with a blond OC and pretend that it's Ino. *sigh* I'm pathetic.)
Again, I'm so pleased you liked my comment, I didn't even expect much of a reply! :D Thank you.
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FoxyScorpion Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I may be late to the party, but I'm always up for a talk on crack pairings.

Personally, for a while Sakura and Orochimaru was a weird pairing that I was attracted to and thought wouldn't work until i came upon this fanfic (which is a long read for a one-shot, but damn is it one of the best I've ever read): [link]
Maybe, for those who find this pairing weird it will help shed some light with it's sexiness.

Other than, all my OTP's are crack pairings. My top two OTP's are YamaSaku and KabuSaku. I'm so forever alone.
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jesterry Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
No; YOU'RE NOT ALONE.
I love :heart: YamaSaku :nod:
I just hardly ever had time to mull about their chemistry let alone write it; but I seriously love all that blossom/tree interaction; him saving her at that whatwasitsname bridge; etc :aww:
So much tension :la:


AND! :#1: TY so much for the OroSaku link!!
I absolutely love; love; love when people link me to the fics they love! :heart:
Thank you!! *runs off reading*
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FoxyScorpion Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
(Sorry for the late reply, I had Christmas break)

OH GOD SOMEBODY WHO FINALLY UNDERSTANDS. The Tenchi Bridge episodes had me falling in love with this pairing. There's so many deep feelings I have for this pairing. It hurts when your OTP is crack, it really does.

I'm glad you actually took the time to read my suggestion. What did you think, did you enjoy it? (I hope so, it's been a while since I've read it ;_;)
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seigyoku-wolf Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
Gaara Yahiko Yugito threesome?
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The-PorcelainDoll Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I once heard of Sasori and Kakuzu together. :XD: I personally like both characters but together? Oh god... :rofl:
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Osaki-Suzuki Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
THe other crack pairing I love is Zabuza x Kakashi
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jesterry Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
:lol: I actually thought it was 80% canon :XD:
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Osaki-Suzuki Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
XD lmfao I guess so, though, i've not thought of it as cannon before
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FlameTwirler Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012
I am way too tired to finish reading all of these awesome, awesome comments or properly put forth all of mine, but for now I'll just go with this:

Zetsu and Mr. Ukki

(Who is actually Ms. Ukki, unbenowst to the oblivious Kakashi, and was a seedling planted by the Akatsuki or Orochimaru in an attempt to gain information about Konoha. Though their plans went awry when Kakashi ended up not becoming hokage, as they'd envisioned, and they didn't get to listen in on any proper village secrets, things were interesting enough in Kakashi's apartment to keep them entertained.

But with Kakashi gone and no one to water her, Zetsu feels her withering, dying. Whatever will they do! Dun Dun Dun! ....I didn't carry this too far at all, oh no. Lol.)
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jesterry Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012
Crap; that sounds hilariously dramatic! :eager:
Where can I read more about her?
Please do share whatever info/links you might have! :la: :la: :la:

Zetsu acting like a gentleman!! Oh YEAH!!!
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Tinabanina Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012
OH ANOTHER ONE!

Kiba x Karui. I'm not sure if they've met, but I remember seeing a fanart of it and thinking awwww
They're both a bit hot-headed!

One I just thought of was Iruka x Karui, based entirely on the fact that the kanji for 'Karui' (カルイ) is backwards 'Iruka' (イルカ), so their ship name could be a palindrome XD
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spadiekitchenqueen Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Kiba X Karui is actually made in a great fic by :iconbk00: I strongly reccomend you! it's awesome!
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IzzyMarrie Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Oh, I just thought of another random pairing: ZetsuXIno. I wonder if someone's mentioned that before.. Anyways, the only reason why I like it is because of an unfortunetly incomplete fanfic I read called 'The One With The Green Thumb'. ...seriously not enough Zetsu pairings if you ask me, but at least that one had the most awesome take on him and his sanity and it was getting so good too....(normally there's too many stupid fanfics that are WAAY too OC for me to handle, and filled with mary sues, so it's hard to find ones that have them stay in character, or at least how we feel they should be) :D
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Hitoriedo Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012
Orochimaru x Hinata.
No. Just no.
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jesterry Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012
Sure thing :nod:
Sakura is just so much better for him :iconiloveit-plz:
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Hitoriedo Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
Kekek. True true.
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deideiblueeyez Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Here's some that I find odd, maybe not off-the-wall, but really mind-boggling.. like, "How would this EVEN BE POSSIBLE...ever?"

:bulletblue:Hidan x TenTen
:bulletgreen:Hidan x Temari
:bulletyellow:Sasori x Kankuro
:bulletblue:Bee x Kakashi (LULZ!)
:bulletgreen:Ino x Shino (It rhymes! And their couple name could just be Shino's name, LOL)
:bulletyellow:Kakuzu x Tsunade (Now this actually seems like an interesting pairing.. They're both old... both are worldly, both jaded to different degrees .. :plotting: )
:bulletblue: Akatsuki x Naruto (and by that I mean gangbang.. oh God, I read this one..and .. oh God why?! )
:bulletgreen: Itachi x Naruto (weeeeeeeeird, at least to me)

And personally, I hate anyone paired up with Sasuke. I see his name and I immediately make this face:

:iconangrytrollfaceplz:

Every single TIME! So for me, Sasuke x Hinata is flipping ODD... and okay, to me anything that isn't Sasuke X Sakura or Sasuke x Naruto is odd to me... I hate Sasuke, yet I give a damn of who/what he's paired up with? o_o
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jesterry Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012
Wow; now that's a neatly organized collection! :#1:
Thank you for posting it! :la:


Actually; as for ShinoIno; there was a filler in pre-shippuuden series; (or rather; a story of five fillers or so; don't remember exactly) - ahem, was it "The Land of the Sea" ? :O

...Okay; anyways; even though I don't remember the name exactly; that mission included Ino & Shino to accompany Naruto (but of course :XD:) - and there were some really TENDER moments between them; when he saved her; and all fluffy unsaid things like this...

Makes me nostalgic/must re-watch :XD:


Thank you for reminding me :aww:
They make a really weird; but interesting combination :heart:
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deideiblueeyez Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I guess so, but I would think Ino would be too..I don't know, high-strung (?) for Shino. I would think he would go for a similarly quiet girl..Not Hinata necessarily since she's a pushover... LOL
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StarJosherson Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012   General Artist
Has someone mentioned Ei/Mabui yet?
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falconfire Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012
A pairing that I really love is Yondaime Kazekage x Female Naruto.
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Knight-Dawn Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Student General Artist
Well, if everyone else is going for the REALLY off-the-wall ones...
Suigetsu x the seven swords (which is practically canon, just not in THAT way :XD:)
Kisame x Tayuya (they both kinda scare me, so...)
Shino's bugs x Akamaru. (Rather one-sided, though. LOL... Poor Akamaru...)
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Aleeight Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012
The one that got me the greatest of reation on your list was feminine Obito and Madara. You got old man with young girl and then woman with earth/dead man.

I think one of the creepiest pairings though I have seen some popularity on it is Sakura and Sasori. There are barely any human parts left in him!

Oh, how about Madara and Hanabi? You can make her older but they could be two doujutsu users who both could want to rule the world. We don't know much about Hanabi, so I guess you could make her into anything. Even Madara's perfect side-kick. Bring their ages closer to each other and I could strangely see this almost working out...
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StarJosherson Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012   General Artist
Did I forget to mention the Omoi/Karui pairing? If not, then my most sincerest apologies... :D This pairing is one of the rarest around here and I've yet to see more fan art about them... The only fan art I've seen so far is one, just one... It's a crime, really... I love those two, honestly. :heart: :love:
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Tinabanina Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012
I was somehow under the impression that those two were siblings
//facepalm
Now I know they're not, I feel free to ship them XD
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StarJosherson Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012   General Artist
Feel free to ship them, girl! :w00t: People need to know about this pairing... 'cause is just simply a crime that they aren't around... :no:
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jesterry Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
But it ain't that much of a crack! - on the contrary; they look so perfect together! :la:
I should think about depicting it; may be; one day.... :eyes:
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StarJosherson Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012   General Artist
That would be interesting depiction I bet :D I look most forward to it. ^^
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Omega19x Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
I think the weirdest I ever came across was Kakuzu and Hidan's severed head. Not the rest of Hidan, mind you, just his head. And it was being used in exactly the manner you think it was being used.
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Aleeight Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012
What about Hidan's severed head and Shikamaru? I think I saw that one too. Along with a Hinata and Hidan's severed head.
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IzzyMarrie Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Apparently Hidan's severed head has been getting around...
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Aleeight Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012
It's really mobile... Anybody could just snatch him up and take him home with them.
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IzzyMarrie Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
rofl
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jesterry Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
Why am I not surprised? It's so much Kakuzu's fashion :XD:
Who needs a body when there's a head.

Perverted concept of Judith and Holopherne :faint:
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FireGemini Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
pakkun and orochimaru.
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IzzyMarrie Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Isn't Pakkun one of Kakashi's summons? He was the pug, right?

wow...creppy... XD Someone should write a fic
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Tinabanina Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
//awkwardly commenting again

I've read a very cute Deidara x Ino AU! I've also started shipping Itachi x Temari quite hard, surprisingly. I also ship Kankuro x Tenten, which has no basis in canon but I feel like it would be amusing XD
I've just been trawling ff.net to try find some crack ships, and here are some I've found:

- Danzo x Chiyo (kind of oddly sweet)
- Kakazu x Chiyo
- Katsuyu (as in Tsunade's slug) x Kakashi (... wut)
- Akamaru x Tonton
- Tayuya x Kurenai

I'm just gonna go throw a crazy ship out there and say Manda x Hokage Mansion, because I recently found that crazy Harry Potter fic about the Squid x Hogwarts.
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IzzyMarrie Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
holy crap... Tsunade's slug and Kakashi?? That is a serious wtf moment!

And Akamaru apparently should be kept on a leash.

Danzo X Chiyo? I'd like to see that. It does sound kind of cute.

I forgot who Tayuya was... *goes to look him up*

And in all honesty, I'd like to read a fanfiction about Kakazu before he turned crazy and started collecting hearts (like back when he was in his village). I think it'd be interesting if he had a wife and how things started to change for him after he failed to kill the first hokage (like his wife, family, and friends turning against him). There may be fanfictions on this already, but I haven't read any yet. To be honest, I have a really hard time finding good fanfictions any more that keep the characters mostly in character and are written not only good, but have a decent plot and length to them (I like one-shots, but I love multi-chapters more...if only people would finish their fics....)
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Tinabanina Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012
Tayuya's the flute player from the Sound Four :)

That is actually pretty intriguing! I feel like authors' could do a lot of character interpretation with Kakazu's character.

Feel's guilty for not finishing her own fics
If you'd like, I could try and recommend some? I've read some pretty amazing stuff (I seem to get pretty lucky when searching XD)
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IzzyMarrie Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Wow! I'd love if you could recommend some! ^_^ Especially if you've found any complete possibly multi-chapter fics on Zetsu (that include him pretty much in character, in a pairing, including his craziness...)- XD I have a weird thing for Zetsu if you couldn't tell

And in turn, maybe I can recommend the really good fics that I found? If you'd like ^_^
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jesterry Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
- Katsuyu (as in Tsunade's slug) x Kakashi (... wut)

:omg: I swear I _rarely_ laugh this hard.
Honestly.
If this ain't the best for Kakashi; than I cannot even :iconcannotevenplz:
SO MUCH PERFECTION.
:iconbravoplz:


And finally someone remembered about Katsuyu! :la:
(I ship her with Gamabunta sometimes; but of course; I can make an exception for Hatake-Jr :XD: :D :D)

Akamaru x Tonton is pretty much canon to me :lol:
(though I hope they won't procreate :wtf:)


Poor Manda - why Hokage Mansion?
The Raikage Mansions seems much more ahem.... appealing :D :D
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Tinabanina Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012
KATSUYU x KAKASHI OTP 5EVAAAA

Gamabunta x Katsuyu sounds adorable. Legitimately :D

Pig/dog hybrid? Yikes...

Maybe Manda just has sentimental value for the place? I mean, Orochimaru certainly wanted to live there a lot!
Maybe we can start a ship war:
Manda x Hokage's Mansion vs Manda x Raikage's Mansion
Or just ship an OT3 XD
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Tinabanina Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
Things I kind of ship a little bit after reading very very good fics featuring crack pairings by Firefly and kaotic312:

- Hiashi x Anko
- Kankuro x Hinata
- Baki x Hana
- Hidan x Temari
- Kakashi x Tenten

Definitely not the strangest or the weirdest, but I will think of stranger/weirder, I promise!
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IzzyMarrie Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Ooh! TobiXAnko!

TentenXGaara (wtf??)
GaaraXKiba (I don't even know....)
TemariXKiba
TemariXKisame
SasukeXNagato (wait, what?)
KibaXShino
KonanXKimimaru (??????????)
KimimaruXOrochimaru
ZetsuXMadara (...I...can somehow see this.....)

I love how my silly pairing ideas make no sense!
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IzzyMarrie Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
How about White Zetsu X Black Zetsu? That'd be funny. I have even heard there was a fan pairing of NarutoXKurama. What about a random ZetsuXNaruto pairing? Or even ZetsuXKarin (oh god...NOO!!) lol SuigestuXKisame. SuigetsuXZetsu (I just seriously had a creepy yaoi flash moment in my mind of Suigestu 'watering' the plant man.. lol ). Fem NarutoXNaruto or a yuri pairing of a sexy no jutso Sasuke and Sakura (seriously, wtf?! )

I just made half this stuff up, and I'm already scaring myself. lol

I love ZetsuXTobi! But for the crackiest pairing of them all, how about original Zetsu clone (or hell, even the swirley face Zetsu clone) and Rin?? Or, RinXAnyone that was alive when she was and can somehow be the "reason" for the change of the war that was mentioned. XD

Oh..crap... how about a drunken ObitoXKakashi??

Drunken Jiriah (I feel ashamed that I forgot how to spell his name...) and Orochimaru!

Might Guy X Kakashi (creepy 'explosion' of youth! *shudders*

Seriously, shoot me now :D

I should be shot. LOL
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pivotfan13 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Onoki (The Tsuchikage) and Tobi or Onoki with anyone else in Naruto
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