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Thorin Farewellovaries by jesterry Thorin Farewellovaries by jesterry
...Go watch "Hobbit" they said.

...It's for 6+ audiences they said.

...BUT no one told me about ovaries alert. No freakin' one.


:iconovariesplz:


Referenced from a screencap; though pretty far from the original (more portrait practice needed :nod:) - may be it's for the better...
I don't know anymore :drool:


The Hobbit J.R.R.Tolkien
=/= movie Peter Jackson & Warner Bros.


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:iconphoenix-12:
Phoenix-12 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2013
Best.Title.Ever. :D
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Illaris3 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013
great technique and colors
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Xenna-Lim Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist
*__* so very great!!!
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:iconjackiestarsister:
JackieStarSister Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Is that title really necessary?

… Don't answer that.

In all seriousness, this is a really good painting.
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:iconlindenlin:
Lindenlin Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And I think you just made it worse with the pretty colors, brush strokes, textures, roughness... :faint:
Really, really well done! :love:
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Riniel Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thorin is the hottest dwarf ever...
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Sev808 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Nice!
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Alycat Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013
I coulda warned you. Mr. Armitage is one of my favorite actors, and watching him on the big screen is just . . . . . :drool:

Love this rendition of him. :heart:
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ReverieJune Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013
farewell ovaries....I didn't think it was possible but I like you even more now hahaha <3 I still like Kili more, but Thorin and Fili....yes, please XD
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SerenityAme Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
awesome. he was my favorite dwarf.
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BloodyVoodoo Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is fabulous! And LOL on losing your ovaries. Same thing happened to me, was not warned.
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LonelyZoner Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:rofl: Lovely title, lovely description, lovely work! =)
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jos2507 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
amazing !
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ChocoCoatedLemons Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
Fili, Kili and him were unbelievably hot. Kudos on the portrait!
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:iconlifebyedeath:
lifebyedeath Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ikr?! Me and my friend called dibbs on the twins, so i be watching you *points fingers at eyes and back at you*
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tguillot Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Oh gosh... he was just too majestic and beautiful... with his flowing hair and his neat beard... and delicate facial features...
This painting is beautiful. I knew who it was before reading the title... I was like
"No! not my ovari- :iconovariesplz: "
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DeadCobra Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013
Cool
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tata-red Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013
офигеть у вас рисунки, класс :heart:
да, Торин..
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firila12 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
aww I <3 the movie :D and this picture is stunning ... great job :D
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Umaken Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I saw and read too much spoilers to be surprised, but I didn't expect him to be THAT charismatic :)

Though, having such a short and small beard would be a terrible humiliation for any Tolkien's dwarf, not to say Thorin... but who cares? Modern Hollywood stereotypes desn't allow the main macho in the movie to have a long beared...

Neither they allow the main character to look like real hobbit - podgy and chubby. :no: I do like Freeman in this movie, he's made a great character, but the whole idea of transformation from the victorian squire to nordic hero doesn't look even interesting to me now... :(
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jesterry Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
I won't try to defend PJ; no; I won't; since I'm well aware how unavailing it would be; and I respect your point a lot; please be aware of this :nod: :hug:

(I also hate modern Hollywood stereotypes for making every movie in 3d :x)


This is just a little token of appreciation towards PJ's mastery of turning average-looking actors (Richard Armitage didn't impress me; like; at all :blushes:) into ovaries-exploding epitomes of sheer raw masculinity :drool:
(May be it's because of teh hair? :faint:)

Also; as for the subject fo the beard; Bombur is a WIN. Whenever we weren't flailing over Thorin's smothering glares; we were squeeing at the length and thickness of the the BRAIDS!!!!!!!111111 :dummy:
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Umaken Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:nod: That's why I voted for Bombur in your poll :nod: :lol:
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:iconjesterry:
jesterry Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
That's why I included him there; in first place :mwahaha:
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Coolmama21 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Oh God do I know how your ovaries feel... After Lord of the Rings you didn't think it would be possible for drop dead sexy dwarves... And then we are introduced to Kili, Fili and Thorin....
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Jyukai-Koudan Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013
My...
Wow!
He looks amazing. :heart:
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:iconninjamaniac:
NinjaManiac Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
That movie was AWESOME!!!
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MimiSempai Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I was one of the 6!! Yeahhhhh!! Awesome work as always my dear!!
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Choryunami Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I knew it, I KNEW IT!!!!!! :la: (And I hoped for it, actually. =D)

...The quickest paintress of the West (?) strikes again. B-)
*OMG the title... :rofl:*

And ohh the blues and purplesss... *W*
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jesterry Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013
I DIDN'T KNOW IT; though :faint:
But that name you've entitled me with... You think I can survive that blush; now? :iconblush--plz: :pointl: that plz can't show even a 10% of my facial redness now :faint:

(Nonetheless; you are the great master of names :aww:
I shall try my best to wear it with pride and dedication! :la:)


The title = the truth.
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fifi-la-fumeuse Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
AHAHAHAHAHA WTF sexy drwarves? They cought me off guard as well!
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spadiekitchenqueen Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I should have kept my mouth shut there.. Lol, but :iconovariesexplosionplz:
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:iconjesterry:
jesterry Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013
This weren't your fault; dear :huggle:

Damn cinemas; what were they thinking; allowing immature audiences to witness how grown-up ladies squee and flail in agonizing delight?
:iconflailgasmplz::iconflailgasmplz::iconflailgasmplz::iconflailgasmplz::iconflailgasmplz:
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spadiekitchenqueen Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I didn't squee and flail. I growled and howled.. :D
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:iconjesterry:
jesterry Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
...there has to be a 'mature content' option for comments :XD: :D :D
(especially yours :lol:)


(or may be it's our Momoiro Tenshi's nature that makes my imagination work so vividly in certain aspects :XD: :lol:)
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spadiekitchenqueen Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
*whistles innocently* I really don't see what you're talking about :iconichaincameplz:

:iconsparklingcrotch1plz::iconsparklingcrotch2plz: :iconsparklingcrotch1bplz::iconsparklingcrotch2plz:
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korwis Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Love love love love this :D
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