Oi-oi, happy birthday, Naruto!
Have Sasuke as a present, or would you refuse?
Kishimoto-san, don't screw it, pretty please don't!
We're waiting for you to take that leap of faith already.
And let the Brokeback mountain overtake our feelings!
Sasunaru is made of such fine, dramatic lulz, I just can't stay aside from the party.
Plus, it falls into perfect harmony with Itachi and Sakura together, in all the ways the crack-lovers want.
Oh, isn't it wonderful?
Just have a look in the vertiginous depths of those eyes...