Pretend it's Hashirama

Whist we were discussing teh cracks I've completely forgotten to mention the one that never fails to send shivers down the spine

Madara x (Hashirama) x Mito

I especially cherish the twisted idea of the above, when they BOTH pretend the other one IS Hashirama.
Just feel it.
Yeah.

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Inspired by this artwork
Madara Uchiha & Mito Uzumaki © Masashi Kishimoto



Also, it's one of these instantaneous on-the-spot ideas that hit you mercilessly and demand immediate implementation no matter the workload
Oh yeah.